church windows


the appearance of stained gl-ss, suspended between two fingers after inserting aforesaid fingers into your favourite lady’s front bottom and liberally covering with f-nny splat, then removing and opening the fingers held up against a bright light…
… she gives great church windows…. its almost holy!

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