church wine


when someone asks for a sip of your drink, be it alcoholic or non-alcoholic, telling them to church wine it is saying just touch the liquid to your lips and that’s all you’re getting. this comes from the eucharist part of a catholic m-ss in which wine is presented to be gently sipped, not drank.
“can i have a sip of your beer man?”

“ugh, alright, but church wine that sh-t because i don’t have much left.”
mixed alcoholic drink. consists of banker’s club vodka and cran-grape juice. consumed by the poor, college students, and church goers.
“hey bro, do you have anything to drink?”
“i’m all out of natty light, but i can make you a church wine.”

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