Churchgasm


when someone falls to the ground during church and begins writhing on the floor in ecstasy. known in christian churchs as”slain in the spirit.” and hindu as “kundalini”
the pastor started screaming into the mic, and three girls fell to the ground and began having a churchgasm.

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