Churching
doing anything related to church. this includes but is not limited to: going to church, attending church, attending highschool/college group, going to p-ssion or other christian concerts, and serving the poor with members of the church. someone who is in the act of churching on most occasions will not leave and is therefore useless to non-churching friends.
alex: “hey guys we have an extra ticket to see iron maiden, who should we invite?”
travis: “lets see if bryan can go.”
alex: “there’s no point he’s too busy churching right now.”
to boast or exaggerate beyond truth. to sell beyond merit.
dude, darcy was totally churching you up to that little redheaded girl at the bar last night.
jim won’t stop churching up curling. it’s like he’s on commission.
to proceed from one church to another, attending m-ss after m-ss, religious services, and/or bas-m-nt show(s);
similar to clubbing, but of the religious variety;
also churchin’;
we should totally go churching tonight: m-ss at 5 at st. paul’s, confession before that at st. leonard’s, and later mewithoutyou at st. peter’s basilica.
any method use by a church to make money.
that’s a nice church, they must do a lot of churching chaching chaching.
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