chutney ferret

a h-m-s-xual male or a land bound ferret that works in a chutney factory.
that man likes -n-l s-x, he must be a chutney ferret.
a h-m-s-xual male…other common terms include; treacle dipper, marmite miner, f-dg- p-ck-r, ian black and -n-l coloumbus
george michael
one who likes it up the b-m.
that boy is a chutney ferret if ever i saw one.
a term used to describe a h-m-s-xual.
“i say james old chap, your friend over there looks like a right old chutney ferret”
one who is light on his feet i.e. one who jumps puddles; a bender; a shirt-lifter; he who enjoys the company of kn-b jockeys; a tail-gunner.
the dale winton – he’s a chutney ferret, or i’ll eat my own -ss!
someone who frequents the -rs- region of another fellow. a chap who has an overwhelming hunger for b-m chutney. a general prober of the male -n-s.
once jake had finished watching his dvd box set of dancing on ice, he popped round to julian’s house for a peppermint tea. what a chutney ferret.
a breed of perculiarly tail-less ferret, specific to the isle of chutney, nova scotia.

-ssociated genetic traits include highly promiscuous mating practices with either s-x or with other species.
chutney ferret – any hole’s a goal