CIA void work
when you are unemployed, but, don’t want to admit it.
foxy bar chick: so, where do you work?
funemployed dude: i work for the government.
fbc: what do you do?
fd: well, the cia can’t do everything, right?
fbc: right.
fd: so that leaves a void. right?
fbc: right.
fd: so, what do i do? cia void work.
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