Cigar Farts


noun: used to define extremely bad gas one encounters after a night of drinking and smoking cigars.
john: “man, the case of budweiser was bad, but i shouldn’t have had that second arturo fuente last night, i really stunk up the house with my cigar farts this morning.”

mike: “john had a bad case of the cigar farts this morning. must have been another night of bud heavy and heaters on the rooftop deck last night”.

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