Cigarette Beard
achieving this attractive facial feature is usually only acquired by some of the most loathsome trailer trash the world has ever seen. having a large grouping of cigarette burns around the facial hair area due to the smoker falling asleep while smoking laying down and causing severe burns in the shape of a beard and mustache after many painful years of waking up to find yet another burn for the beard..many styles are known to exist.
hillbilly bob fell asleep that night with yet another cigarette in his mouth.the hum of the exhaust fan drown out his screams when he awoke to the smell of burning flesh and nicotine in the air..luckily for him the burn filled in a spot in his hard earned cigarette beard.
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