cigarette load
a small explosive designed for cigarette insertion (hemostat or tweezer helpful!)
-about 1/4 the thickness of a wooden matchstick, and perhaps 1/4″ long. -i haven’t seen them in years…they were sold in “novelty shops”! (maybe ebay??)
these things are an absolute ‘laugh riot’!!!
you grab a smokers’ cigs when they hit the ‘bowl’ etc, then put one of these about 1/4″ into the cigarette. several minutes later, you hear ‘pow’!! and the smoker is left with a filter in their mouth looking dumber than h-ll, with cig particulates all a-sunder!! -its’ funnier than cr-p!!
i once saw one go off in a “t-tty bar”, the whole place exploded in laughter, -man, it was funny!!
i’ve seen moms get gotten, stuffy businessmen, etc! -it helps to be around! -if the smoker leaves, they’ll tell a tale later about how the cig blew up when they were alone! -thats’ no fun!!
we put a cigarette load in mike’s cigarette, it went off when he was ‘working’ the jenkins babe! -man, was he p-ssed!!
cigarette loads are a ‘grand’ and beautiful thing!!
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