cigarillo

small cigar which can be the size of a cigarette to almost the size of a cigar. they’re smoked like a cigar but take about the same amount of time to smoke as a cigarette and don’t f-ck up your lungs. they also taste a sh-tload better. so anyone who bashes them has no idea what they’re talking about. also, blunts are for re-rolling, not cigarillos. long live the cigarillo.
bob: eh you got a cigarillo?
ed: what are you gay? have a cigarette like a real man.
bob: (pulls out glock and pistol whips ed, lights up a cigarette, and forces him to inhale it at gunpoint. screams you like that don’t you b-tch!!!! suck on it!!! suck on it!!!!! he does this for every cigarette ed has on him until he is in a coughing fit and ready to p-ss out. he buys a pack of cigarillos, smokes one and shares one with ed. he says isn’t that better?)
ed: {whimper} y-yeess
bob: cigarillos! {empties mag into the air}
1. a mix between a cigar and an armadillo; an armadillo stuffed with tobacco, with the purpose of being smoked.
dude #1: man, i gotta get my smoke on! but all i got on me is some loose tobacco, and this armadillo.

dude #2: dude, that’s all you need to roll a cigarillo!

dude #1: o yeah! sweet!
cigarillos are cheap cigars, about 59 cents a piece. most people use them for stuffing other substances, normally marijuana, into forming a tight, fat blunt.
“we stuffed 5 grams into a cigarillo rather then rolling a blunt.”

“hey man, go pick up a cigarillo, and ill stuff a blunt.”
when a person bound for jail stuffs a cigar clipper into their -sshole so that when someone tries to b-tt-rape them, they squeeze their cheeks together and it cuts off the offender’s p-n-s.
person 1: dude, you’re gonna get raped in jail.
person 2: f-ck that, man. i’ll give that b-tch the cigarillo.
cr-ppy mini versions of cigars (un filtered tobacco in tobacco leaves) usually they come in a tin of about ten, but pretty good for rolling blunts.
“yo raquel! got a cig?”
“what chu doin smokin cigs? shotgun has some cigarillos, those are h-lla better than cigs anyways man.”
sh-tty excuse for a cigar that only pieces of human waste buy.
some d-ckwad came into my cvs and asked for a pack of cigarillos. i told him to f-ck off.