Cilantro
a plant in the c-min and coriander family. used primarily in caribbean, mexican, and asian food. looks like parsley.
most people hate it as it tastes like rotting soap mixed with burnt hair and metal.
waitress: what can i get for you today?
customer: can i get the number 9, but without cilantro please! please i hate cilantro. it’s disgusting. oh my god, please don’t forget, no cilantro! sh-t tastes like moldy dish rag with metal sprinkles. if it’s in my food i will kill myself.
waitress: alrighty, so no cilantro then.
“cheers” and/or “health”, for those who cannot pr-nounce the gaelic, “sláinte”.
luke: it’s your big day, it’s right time for a nip and toast before you head up there.
johnny: fine. pour ’em.
matty: no speeches..
jalal: i’m cool with that..
johnny: me too. let’s just raise ’em high and cheers, “cilantro!”
jalal: what the h-ll is that?
johnny: it’s my version of that gaelic term no one can rightly pr-nounce in the states!
jalal: word.
(all four): “cilantro”!
excellent. from “x-cilantro”.
-i heard christina finally broke up with that -sshole tom.
-cilantro!
when a guy recieves a hand job.
“and then he gave me paprika.”
“did you return the favour?”
“heck yes, i gave him cilantro.”
another term for a wet back/mexican
“hey, cilantro…where the h-ll are my chips and hot sauce?”
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