cillit bang


the —cr-ppy— spoof advert with the cheesy american format mainly aimed at students and dodgy name playing on s-xual connatations – no doubt purely bought for comedy purposes only!
cillit bang will do the job so you do’nt have too!

get the cillit out, this kitchen needs a good seeing too!
the worlds most powerful cleaning product, quite possibly the most effective household cleaner the world will ever see. everyone’s mum uses it, on the laundry, the dishes, and even on themselves, especially after intercourse with barry scott.
well, you have a filthy kitchen, what cleaner will you use?

-in unison-
“cillit bang!”

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