Cimping
(pr-nounced simping)
short for “crying into my popcorn”.
used for when you are accompanying a friend to the movies with their significant other or their crush. they’ll be cuddling or kissing you will most likely be sitting awkwardly next to them eating your popcorn, feeling unloved.
can be used in any situation where you are the third wheel
person 1: can you come to the movies with my new boyfriend. i don’t want it to be awkward.
person 2: noo! i’ll just be cimping in the corner.
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