Cincinnati Traffic Jam
when an indivudal has the need to expel flatus and to defecate, and cannot perform the former act without the latter ensuing, especially when motion will force the release.
“why is tim standing so still?”
“he’s in the middle of a cincinnati traffic jam.”
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