Cinco Julyo
a holiday following independence day, which is basically just another excuse to get sh-tfaced and party.
note: in spain, this holiday is known as “july 5th”, which sounds foreign and exotic to spanish people.
dude, so there i was, drunk off my -ss at the cinco julyo party, and this girl was sucking my c-ck in the moon bounce. then her boyfriend showed up, so i finished on her face and got the f-ck out of there. it was almost as good as last years’ party.
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