cinder blocks in motion
when someone is attempting to wheel but can’t. the idea is that while a wheel can move, a cinder block rotating doesn’t get anywhere.
guy 1: i asked sarah out to coffee again, but she said she’s still sick.
guy 2: dude, i saw her at the bar yesterday – you’re just cinder blocks in motion. move on.
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