Cinema Crab


not to be confused with aisle salmon. cinema crab is the act of shuffling sideways through a seated row of movie goers, usually 10 minutes after the movie has started. easily spotted by their flushed faces and hands full of popcorn.
the queue for popcorn was ridiculous, we had to cinema crab our way to our seats !

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