Cinnamon Man
a very wise and cl-ssy black man who wears a tuxedo and white gloves. he helps extremely wealthy men m-st-rb-t- by simply turning the pages, clicking the mouse, suggesting good websites and also provides lotion and other forms of lubrication. but the most important fact is that its not gay.
“mike i have an appointment with my cinnamon man today”
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