circle jerk chicken
the pillar of jamaican cuisine. while the chicken is prepared in traditional fashion with a dry rub, natives gather round the pit and m-st-rb-t-, battering the chicken with j-zz and at times, spooging on each other. the natives then m-ssage in the wet rub, creating a true delicacy.
tourist: what is today’s special?
jamaican: truss mi maan, you waan dat circle jerk chicken made wit da chi-chi juices!
tourist: sounds delicious, i’ll order that!
when men all jerk each other off in a circle and they are also eating jerk chicken.
hey, i just had a tasty circle jerk chicken
#circle jerk #m-st-rb-t- #chicken #b-lls #masterbaster
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