over *n*lyzing something that usually doesn’t need much thought; looking too far into circ*mstantial possibilities.
worrying about who your third string qb is when you have a pro bowl starter is just circ*mcizing the mosquito a little bit.
label for a person who can’t properly fold a map “back in my day if you couldn’t fold a map right, they’d refer to you as a slackmapper” “those days were so oppressive they’d make fun of slackmappers in the moving pictures with “slack-face”! the hardest part is answering to your child when they ask” […]
- the kerbs
the kerbs is where you act straight but secretly have s*x with men you work with dude i got drunk last night and woke up with a stinky d*ck and slobber on my b*lls! bro you got the kerbs!!
- spotter's rights
when your spotting your mate at the gym, and he’s just banged out 3 sets of 12. it is now well within your right to bang out 3 of your own guy 1: so i was spotting tim at the gym the other day and he finished his sets and went off to train shoulders […]
some sort of something ,like a paraphernalia in ones pocket or hidden in a secretive manner. bro, put the chingadare away before mom sees it