Circus Bike
an extremely gaudy, outlandish, or impractical fixed-gear bicycle.
one aerospoke wheel.
7-inch-long straight bars with lime green grips.
a color-coordinated top tube pad.
red deep-v wheelset.
usage: avert your eyes from the circus bike; all who gaze upon it will be blinded by frenzied, aggressive glamor.
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