cistercian
a small school in irving texas that is notorious for being very smart and very socially awkward
dad #1: where do you want to send your son to high school?
dad #2: cistercian! i heard they sent 5 out of 42 kids to ivy league schools
a small private school of all boys that is located in irving, tx. it is the most academically prestigious school in the dallas-fort worth area and continues to uphold a standard of excellence. basically, even though the students have a reputation of being socially awkward when in fact they aren’t, well most of them aren’t, they attend very prestigious universities and live fulfilling lives.
new dad: “where should i send my kid if i want him to have the best education ever?”
older dad: “duh, cistercian.”
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