‘cited
when your otp (one true pairing) is too cute and you can’t even.
or
too legit to quit.
brangelina (brad pitt and angelina jolie, aka jolie-pitt) are cited.
yo dude, that 360 mlg no scope was cited.
short for excited.
“i got front row tickets to see iron maiden!!! i’m ‘cited!!!”
“i’m going to the reggae festival this weekend!”
“yay! are you ‘cited?!”
#excited #elated #xcited #bored #cited
a shortening of the word “excited”.
“f-ck man i’m so cited bout these strippers!”
#cited #strippers #f-ck #excited #shortening
a lawful penalty ranked lower than arrest and higher then a slap on the hand. violators (commonly tresp-ssers) can be (but are not limited to) getting sniped in the ankle, punched in the face, or dropped through a trap door.
sign: “no tresp-ssing. violators will be cited.”
-tresp-sses anyways, gets sniped in the ankle from somewhere in the trees-
sniper: “cited.”
#sited #tresp-ss #no-no #bad #sniped
shortened form of the word excited
usually used when one is so excited they entirely skip the first part of the word
barry: “dude! you ready for the party later?”
sam: “yeah, man, i’m so cited!!”
#excited #essited #pumped #stoked #shortened
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