Citrus Chew


a prestigous and dangerous s-xual act involving great amounts of skill. requiring three exotic fruits, a curly wurly and a member of royalty, it is only performed by the rich/famous or in areas of which the monarch performs the act as part of a new year or birthday celebration.
person 1- me and the wife were lucky enough to partake in a citrus chew last night! duke of edinburgh is a dirty old b-st-rd.

person 2 – giggidy goo

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