city jizz


a mysterious, completely unidentified precipitation that lands on you while walking the streets of new york city which most likely comes from a/c units but could also be a mult-tude of other strange liquids including but not limited to s-m-n, spit, bird urine/feces, or other potentially harmful chemicals.
“aw, man! just got some city j-zz on my face. f-ck, do i hate nyc.”

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