City Scraper


a young (wannabe) professional living in london who likes to indulge in the city life but can barely makes ends meet due to the high living costs.
toddler: daddy, why is that man lying in the street?he smells like wee and has chocolate on his face?

father: that’s mj son. he spent too many years as a city scr-per………and i don’t think that’s chocolate

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