CITY TITTIES
city t-tties are the raised, reflective markers used to separate city traffic lanes. they make the distinctive thump, thump, thump, sound as you drive to the outer edges of a lane. they -ssist the daydreaming or drunk driver that they are going adrift in a sea of concrete.
mr wolf gets super annoyed when a driver rides the city t-tties hard and cause the p-ssengers dental filings to fall out.
after leaving the bar, kimster used the city t-tties to get out of the city to the safety of country roads.
steve is convinced that city t-tties were put on the road to p-ss him off daily.
the b-mps along the centerline of the road. they are usually a reflective yellow. like a speed b-mp
p-ssenger of a drunk driver: dude! you’ve already run over the city t-tties once tonight, don’t do it again!
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