civil liberties
civil liberties are protections from the power of governments. examples include:
– freedom of speech,
– freedom of the press,
– freedom of -ssembly,
– freedom of unwarranted searches by the government,
– trial by jury, and even
– freedom to own an ak.
that’s ok, you can have my civil liberties mr. ashcroft. i wasn’t using them anyway. at least i still have my ak.
the right to enter illegally and then live tax free. unfortunately, you only get civil liberties if you were born in mexico.
if civil liberties means not paying taxes, i’d like to speak with my employer
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