cizzer


nickname for anyone with an extremely developed cranial capacity, usually the smartest or perhaps best looking individual amongst a crowd.
it is a h-m-nym of the word “scissor,” suggesting the intensity of the term.
steve: yo check out cizzer over there!
stephanie: wow! good lookin’!

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