cjd


a disease in which the victim misses a day of school when a project is due.
guy student: hey, why werent you here for our engineering presentation?

girl student: oh sorry, i came up with a case of cjd
taking a container of food, milk, juice, or soda, consuming the contents, and putting the empty container back in the fridge. named for a confused, troubled lad in the south texas area.
i thought we had enough sour cream to make some great quesadillas, but then i found out it had been c.j.’d.
creutzfeldt–jakob disease
human form of mad cow disease, a brain disease that is incurable and invariably fatal
symptom is rapidly progressive dementia, leading to memory loss, personality changes and hallucinations
a: what’s the cause of cjd?
b: eating a cow with mad-cow disease.
craving james’s d-ck
i’m maine, and i suffer from cjd

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