Clahn


m-ssive insult of metal proportions.

created by the god that is terry beezer
beez – -stupid voice- ohhhh thats not metal……. f-cking clahns…….
a word which can be used in many ways, but primarily an insult.
example 1:

person 1 – “what do you think of 30 seconds to mars?”
person 2 – “the’re a bunch of f-cking clahns”

example 2:

person 1 – “are you going to clahnload this year?”
person 2 – “no because those old clahns ac/dc are there”

example 3:

“oh… thats not da metulz, shutup, you f-cking clahn”

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