Claim a Johnny Bench


when something that was once at the forefront of popular culture or national consciousness has become generationally extinct.
tammy: “do you remember that valley girl song?”
nate: “i’m going to have to claim a johnny bench on that one.”
when something that was once at the forefront of popular culture or national consciousness has become generationally extinct.
tammy: “do you remember that valley girl song?”
nate: “i’m going to have to claim a johnny bench on that one.”

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