clam boner


a cl-toral erection and the heightened horniness of a female after the consumption of two or more alcoholic drinks.
i’m getting tipsy, i feel a clam b-n-r comin’ on!
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figure of speech, meaning something is so awesome it could cause a v-g-n- to have an “erection” (so to speak).
that fendi bag is so amazing its giving me a clam b-n-r!!!!

i got a raging clam b-n-r when i saw bebe was having a huge sale!
a cl-toral erection and the heightened horniness of a female after the consumption of two or more alcoholic drinks.
i’m getting tipsy, i feel a clam b-n-r comin’ on!

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