clam bumper
a h-m-s-xual woman. (slander)
man: “how did i know my girlfriend would run off with a clam b-mper?”
lesbian
“gee, i never would’ve guessed that rosie o’donnell was a clam b-mper.”, he said sarcastically.
lesbian
“you two clam b-mpers wanna be alone?”
one definition of lesbians, (clam meaning v-g-n-) insisting that the two women have s-x by rubbing one of their v-g-n-s against the others v-g-n-.
cindy and martha love eachother, they are probably clam b-mpers.
c-ssie balleza from chowchilla that is really rank. she smells like cottage cheese!!!!! shes a fat stupid b-tch and often f-cks sara merical, also a clam b-mper who smokes oregano and thinks its bud!
sarah and c-ssie f-ck when they are together
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