Clam Chutney


typically caused by -j-c-l-t-ng half of one’s man chowder inside and spraying the rest all over the outer region of the v-g-n-. the recipient must not bathe for three days to achieve optimal results.
i thought i’d give jenni something special for valentine’s day so i started to engage in c-nn-l-ng-s. i took one look and said “d-mn, girl. where’s the crackers? you got some clam chutney up in here! go take a bath.

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