Clam Convention
a social gathering in which the vast majority of the overall group are women resulting in an abundance of v-g-n-l presence.
sam: “bro, we’re the only guys at this party.”
brian: “it’s definitely a clam convention.”
sam: “what’s that?”
brian: “when the v’s severely outnumber the d’s. opposite of a sausage fest in other words, time to go fishing!”
the female equivalent of a sausage fest. a party or gathering consisting of numerous women with little to no men present.
“i totally went to the bar hoping to meet some guys, but when i got there it was a total clam convention.”
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