clam ladder


a new method of wall climbing, involving a horizontal wall and 6 willing females. the willing partic-p-nts lay 3×3 (3 on left and 3 on right) on their backs with legs wide open. the wall climber than inserts 4 fingers into each handhold(v-g-n-) and pulls himself forward. you can then turn 180 degrees and pull yourself the other direction. repeat as desired
hey ladies, wanna go build me a clam ladder?

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