Clam rod


also referred to as d-ck, c-ck, p-n-s, ram rod, tree trunk, shift stick, or cl-t stick. it’s a b-n-r that is in a p-ssy at least 8 hours a day. also when ur d-ck smells like old lady clam chower
person one: dude my d-ck is in ur mom all day every day till she dies.

person 2: man ur such a clam rod
ex2
person 1: man i did this old cougar last night and now i have a clam rod

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