Clam Sandwich


when two women lay down, one on top on the other (missionary style). they then push their v-g-n-s together and the male(or for lack of male, third woman with a strap-on) comes in and f-cks the spot in between them. this stimulates the cl-ts of both women and the male’s p-n-s at the same time and everyone has a great time.
guy 1: so i heard you banged susan and candy at the same time last night, you pimp!

guy 2: yeah, i got them both drunk and had myself a clam sandwich.
two v-g-n-s are pressed togther with a thin layer of roast beef placed in bewteen! it is a thinly sliced lean roast beef pressed between two hairless clams.
excuse me… is that a clam sandwich that you two lovely ladies are displaying? yes, we are pushing our p-ss-es togther and, yes, this is roast beef inbetween!

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