Clam Session


a group meeting where every smelly v-g-n- in a 20 mile radius of the nearest mommy blogger mail box suddenly breathes in the winds of a hurricane, and whistles a note so high pitched that a sp-ce dolphin is aborted.
did you hear about the legendary clam session in brazil last hump day?

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