Clam trap
(n.) the situation where a woman deliberately facilitates pregnancy without her regular partner’s consent or knowledge, generally done to secure future financial support from that partner in the form of child support payments. the practice takes advantage of the severely disadvantageous legal climate for fathers of unwanted children.
it is typically done by deliberately ending dosage of birth control medication, but other methods include lying about the timing of the menstrual cycle, sabotaging female contraceptives, or retrieval of s-m-n from discarded condoms.
in extreme circ-mstances where the couple practices withdrawal as contraceptive, she wraps her legs around her partner at the moment of -rg-sm and prevents withdrawal before -j-c-l-t–n occurs.
that b-tch ashley pulled a clamtrap on brent, she cut up her diaphragm and the paternity test says it’s his. he owes her two grand a month for the next 18 years.
a gross v-g-n-, normally been around the block
dont go near her clam trap
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