clam


1. n. obscene. the female genitalia.
2. n. slang. a dollar.
3. v. informal. to be quiet.
4. n. derog. a scientologist.
5. n. a sh-lled sea creature.
i told the clam to shut her clam because i don’t have enough clams to be a clam.
n. a womans genetalia.
man:(gives woman the eye)
woman:”the clam is hungry”
man:”uh…ok”
another word for p-ssy. usually referred to as a ‘bearded clam’, but, nowadays, i like them shaved.
“i’d like to b-tter her clam”
nuts, t-st-cl-s; most frequently used to explain situations in which a guy gets it in the b-lls.
oof! uuuggghhhh… i just got it in the clams.
the tasty orifice in the region between a hot chick’s legs.
that girl is so hot, i’d eat her clam without thinking twice!
a friendly sea creature residing in the sands of the ocean. they are lazy b-st-rds and have one fat foot they gimp around on.
i took a fat hit of some smoked clams.
dollas. dolla bills y’all.
you know how much it costs a month? 800 clams beeyotch

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