clambag


the female version of teabag. considering females don’t have the necessary parts for a teabag, “clambag” was made in place.

the act of clambagging would be a female placing her genitals onto the face (mouth) of someone else. this term was coined and is growing popularity with halo 2 on xbox live. a female gamer will squat down on top of a newly killed opponent to “clambag” him and declare her superiority.
kim: i’m going to teabag that noob the next time i kill him.
dustin: no, kim, you’d be clambagging him.
when a female slips her v-g-n- over an unsuspecting nose or p-ssed out person. opposite of t-bag

mazgaj had too much to drink and p-ssed out so bertha gave him a clam bag
halfway between a used tampon and a dirty ashtray.
she had a heart made of gold, but i couldn’t go down on her clambag.
a fat, flabby region above a woman’s v-g-n-.
it might be time for her to do some sit-ups with that clambag.

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