clammy shammy
when the vag has secreted an excessive amount of discharge in the panties, making the female feel moist and swampish for most of he day.
“mmmm gurl, i gots ta go change my panties because i got myself a clammy shammy”
“gurl my shammy be so clammy on dis hot day”
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