Clandax


klan-daks

1.) pertaining to any action, item, person, or thing that makes you feel like you should release your bowels.

-ed, past tense
2.) having released your bowels due to any action, item, person, or thing.
i’m sure eating that taco will make me clandax.

man, smoking that cigarette was really clandaxing, i’ll be right back….

that lady told me so much nonsense that i most definitely clandaxed…

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