clandestinitis


when one badly wants to go shopping at clandestine industries. you so badly want to go, whenever you see something that has anything to do with clandestine, you flip.
“look! its the bartskull! aahhh! clandestine!”

“i want the stay gold hoodie so bad, i think im coming down with clandestinitis”

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