clangers

“clangers” are two different things.

one is a 70’s bbc children show where a family of clangers lived on small moon with the soup dragon, the iron chicken and the froglets et al. when they spoke, they sounded like someone playing a swanee whistle. they ate blue string pudding.

the second definition is that one has made a mistake and “dropped a clanger”. this is c-ckney, not mockney by the way.
example one:
auntie clanger: wooowowowoowoooowooowooo wooo oooo?
baby clanger: ooo.
other clangers: oooooooo.

example two:
bloke 1: sh-t.
bloke 2: what?
bloke 1: forgot the whife’s birthday.
bloke 2: dropped a right f-cking clanger there, mate.
p-n-s
mr holmes when entering the glow of the freshly painted set unzipped his fly for the fluffer and stated triumphantly, “‘ere l-ss, wrap your laughing gear around my unfurled and twitching clanger if you will.
when a player in australian rules football makes an unforced error
kane cornes had 2 clangers today when he kicked the ball out of bounds and then p-ssed to an opposition player
a joke that dies terribly. particularly if the person making it expected a big laugh, and got silence.
“dave’s told a real clanger about a dyslexic mormon, but joe saved the day with his shopping bit.
when a player in australian rules football makes an unforced error
kane cornes had 2 clangers today when he kicked the ball out of bounds and then p-ssed to an opposition player
someone who is so skinny, their bones ‘clang’ together as they walk.
man, that dude is a clanger, i can see his ribs sticking out.
an australian word for the back b-mper or just back of a car.
(being tailgated)
“get off my clanger!”

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