Clanket


when you decide to crash at a party and are either;
a) far too drunk to find yourself a blanket to cover yourself with
b) the awkward stranger who n-body knows at the party and doesn’t get a blanket
c) the only one without a blanket.
so due to lack of blanket, you use your coat for pathetic warmth. blanket+coat=clanket
drunk chick: gurrrrl, i’m about tah fall asleep up in this corner on the hardwood floor, i’m too wasted to get home. you got a blanket ah can useeee?

irritated drunk chick who regrets throwing party: no. i’m out. clanket it, b-tch.

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