Clap Dive
before jumping off the starting block for a swim meet, you clap your hands together once like a r-t-rded seal while summoning thor, the norse god of thunder, and proceed to fall/flip into the water, most likely landing on your back. then continue swimming
i just clap dived before our relay. i think the water parted for a second.
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