Clap Fuck



when a male has s-xual intercourse with a female so hard the collision of the bodies makes a clapping sound like he is applauding himself for such a good job.
randy: “wow mark! your tv must of been on loud last night. i kept hearing people applauding.”
mark: “randy, you really are an idiot. i was clap f-ck-ng mich-lle.”

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