when a male has s-xual intercourse with a female so hard the collision of the bodies makes a clapping sound like he is applauding himself for such a good job.
randy: “wow mark! your tv must of been on loud last night. i kept hearing people applauding.”
mark: “randy, you really are an idiot. i was clap f-ck-ng mich-lle.”
chlamydia infested flapjacks which is made by a lady for clients put the clapjacks on
one of those chicks with too much metal on her face. this clutpo snagged some p-b-s when she gave me a beej last night.
the act of 2 or more different curls combining together into 1 to create an intertwining of curls. girl! you have coilation of those 2 curls and it looks funny! let me separate them for you.
- come over for wine
means : i need a ride home and want to bang. hey, want to come over for wine?
- crank n clean
crank n clean is the act of jacking off into your hand and mixing it with hand soap and using it as shampoo when shampoo is not available. cheap efficient and it works! rory: i am out shampoo chris: crank n clean it!! rory: great idea!!! -15 minute later- rory: that felt incredible and look […]